Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs by Gerry Bartlett

Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs

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Gerry Bartlett

Penguin Publishing Group · Ebook · February 2, 2010

Glory St.

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Who it’s for
Hollywood vampire nightlife, a sexy Scottish lover, and one very risky promise of slender bliss.
Genres
Vampire Romance, Romantic Comedy, Urban Fantasy
Published
Penguin Publishing Group, February 2, 2010

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About this book

Glory St. Clair loves soaking up Hollywood's vampire nightlife with her sexy Scottish lover, Jeremiah. Especially when she meets a vampire/ diet guru who promises to give her the body she's wanted for centuries. One problem: his clan and Jeremiah's are ancient enemies. But Glory's not about to let a stupid family feud come between her and slender bliss. Yet, she can't help but wonder...how much is she willing to risk for her hips?

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And how much (and precisely what) is she willing to lose?

Fangs and Friction

Hollywood vampire nightlife, a sexy Scottish lover, and one very risky promise of slender bliss.

Come here for

  • Vampire romance with a comic eye for body-image anxieties
  • A love story tangled in ancient clan rivalry

Expect

  • Romantic comedy threaded through paranormal stakes
  • A heroine weighing what she might lose for the body she wants

Where it sits

Vampire Romance98%
Romantic Comedy38%
Urban Fantasy37%

Percentages are BookFrontier’s reading of the book.

Publisher categories

  • Paranormal Romance
  • Romantic Comedy
  • Vampire Romance
Authors
Gerry Bartlett
Publisher
Penguin Publishing Group
Published
February 2, 2010
Format
Ebook
Reading lane
Paranormal Romance