How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety by Zachary Auburn

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

Zachary Auburn

Crown · Print & ebook · October 4, 2016

The cats of America are under siege!

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Who it’s for
A straight-faced Q&A format gives absurdly grave treatment to the dangers facing modern cats.
Themes
Satire of safety advice, Cats facing modern dangers
Genres
Animal Humor, Cats, Parodies

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The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

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For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!

Deadpan Cat Advice

A straight-faced Q&A format gives absurdly grave treatment to the dangers facing modern cats.

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  • Pet humor with a satirical edge
  • A gift for someone who enjoys a very serious cat joke

Expect

  • Mock-serious answers to alarming questions
  • A simple Q&A format

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Parodies77%
Animal Humor49%
Cats42%

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Publisher categories

  • Parodies
  • Animal Humor
  • Cat Breeds
Authors
Zachary Auburn
Publisher
Crown
Published
October 4, 2016
Format
Print & ebook
Theme
Satire of safety advice · Cats facing modern dangers
Reading lane
Parodies