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The Very Thirsty Vampire by Michael Teitelbaum

The Very Thirsty Vampire

A Parody

Michael Teitelbaum

Skyhorse · Print & ebook · October 27, 2020

For fans of The Vampire Diaries, Dracula, or any original bloodsucker comes a parody of the children's classic The Very Hungry Caterpillar In this hilarious parody of a children’s classic, The Very Thirsty Vampire presents a charming little fellow with a very specific kind of thirst.

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Who it’s for
A playful parody follows a vampire through beverage sellers to a blood bank.
Themes
Vampire humor, Parody of a children's classic
Genres
Parodies

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For fans of The Vampire Diaries, Dracula, or any original bloodsucker comes a parody of the children's classic The Very Hungry Caterpillar In this hilarious parody of a children’s classic, The Very Thirsty Vampire presents a charming little fellow with a very specific kind of thirst.

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As he drinks his way through a variety of bartenders, baristas, wine stewards, soda jerks, and other venders of fine beverages who try to quench his thirst, he pines for something of more substance, finally finding it in a blood bank, where an unsuspecting technician finds out she's just his type! With vivid, playful art and amusing text, The Very Thirsty Vampire will appeal to picture-book lovers of all ages. Adults will catch its slightly demented humor. Older kids who grew up on classic board books will love the fun of the parody. And all who appreciate the undead will adore this dashing bloodthirsty gentleman with a wicked sense of humor.

A Vampire’s Thirst

A playful parody follows a vampire through beverage sellers to a blood bank.

Come here for

  • A vampire’s very specific thirst
  • A blood bank encounter

Expect

  • Vivid, playful art
  • Amusing text

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Publisher categories

  • Apocalyptic & Post-Apocalyptic
  • Dark Humor
  • Parodies
  • Celebrity & Pop Culture Humor
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  • Horror Films
  • TV Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror
  • YA Horror
  • Dark Comedy YA
Authors
Michael Teitelbaum
Publisher
Skyhorse
Published
October 27, 2020
Format
Print & ebook
Theme
Vampire humor · Parody of a children's classic
Reading lane
Apocalyptic & Post-Apocalyptic